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honestly this is just for pi day plus a sweet little proposal and some sexual talk, nothing too heavy dw
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"Here."
You blink as Simon thrusts a box wrapped in plain brown wrapping paper towards you, holding it out for you to grab.
"What is it?" You look up at him from your seat at the kitchen table and take it from his hands. It's cold and has a decent weight to it.
"Just open it, you nerd."
You raise an eyebrow at his words--good-natured teasing for being a mathematics professor--but a confused smile makes its way on your face as you lazily move your hands to tear the wrapping paper from the box in your lap.
"Why are you being so weird?"
And you're not just talking about right now, Simon has been in and out of the house for two weeks, acting a little stressed out about something. You didn't push him to tell you anything, knowing he would tell you if he really wanted to, but you'd be lying if you said you weren't the least bit curious. At this point in your relationship with him, Simon is comfortable enough to share anything with you, but he seems to have been avoiding you slightly like he used to. Plus, he was gone all day today; this is the first time you're seeing him and it's just before sunset.
Simon says nothing, just glancing down at the cold box in your hands and back up to you, raising his eyebrows expectantly. Laughing, you take his hint and look down at the box to continue your unhurried tearing of the wrapping paper.
"Fine, be mysterious. You know, people love that shit."
"Is that why you love me?"
Eyes darting up to look at where he's still standing in front of you, you throw him a small grin and look back down to the box in your lap, a strip of paper being torn off.
"You're not mysterious to me. I know you Simon Riley, and you know exactly why I love you."
"Remind me."
Looking back up at him, you pause your unwrapping and smile impishly at him.
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